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I am a Wise Ass
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I'm alive. Really. I'm just a huge lazyass, and I never log on. Heh. Pretty sure almost no one will remember me and nonchalantly cast this aside in a figurative way, BUT I have lots and lots of new stuff I'm going to be posting very shortly. And most likely clearing out most of my gallery. Because, frankly, my dear...It's crap. : D
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!
RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!
This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me
we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true [link] are ""9,675,000,000 people in this world && yet i ended up with your crazy ass as a friend?Damn,Im lucky!-lol-Send this to everyone you love. Get 1 back-ppl feel sorry for you Get 2 back-You have a couple true friends Get 3 back-You aight Get 4 back-Your loved Get 5 back-Your adored Get 6r more-Damn your a celebrity
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Cause we are all a bunch of animals and never paid attention in school. - Kill All Your Friends/MCR
BIG MOVEMENT - for those who suffer feeling alone, come and join. [link]
to NYC by any chance?? XD
oh, and!! how did that job interview go?
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I wish I knew how to quite youuuuuuuu!!!! *drama*
~I'm a butler to DIE for!
~~Mori like seashells
~~~ I JUST LOST THE GAME! D:
It was freaking wonderful.
The job interview went great--totally aced it! But my parents won't let me take the job.
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Back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off in any minute
Yeah you know were gonna win again
-Puddle of Mudd
and omg, really?? >.<
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I wish I knew how to quite youuuuuuuu!!!! *drama*
~I'm a butler to DIE for!
~~Mori like seashells
~~~ I JUST LOST THE GAME! D:
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Back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off in any minute
Yeah you know were gonna win again
-Puddle of Mudd
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!
Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!
RULES:
1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.
2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!
This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
F.U.C.K
Stands For:
Friends U Can Keep.
So promise me
we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true [link] are
""9,675,000,000 people in this world && yet i ended up with your crazy ass as a friend?Damn,Im lucky!-lol-Send this to everyone you love.
Get 1 back-ppl feel sorry for you
Get 2 back-You have a couple true friends
Get 3 back-You aight
Get 4 back-Your loved
Get 5 back-Your adored
Get 6r more-Damn your a celebrity
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Cause we are all a bunch of animals and never paid attention in school. - Kill All Your Friends/MCR
BIG MOVEMENT - for those who suffer feeling alone, come and join. [link]
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"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." (Oscar Levant)
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...in your mouth.
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